If your dog poops outside, do you register that dog turd with the FAA for that fraction of a second the turd is airborne as it falls from the dog's anus to the ground?

MyNamesTotallyRobert · edit-2 11 days ago

If your dog poops outside, do you register that dog turd with the FAA for that fraction of a second the turd is airborne as it falls from the dog's anus to the ground?

MyNamesTotallyRobert · edit-2 11 days ago

idk, the area where my dog poops is between 497ft and 523ft above sea level. Maybe I should plant a bright orange flag on every dog turd just to be safe. I know from watching youtube that airplanes don’t do anything besides crash all the time, I don’t want to be held liable.