• @[email protected]
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    241 year ago

    I’d really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I’d get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I’d kiss the back of their head and whisper “I’ve been looking forward to this”.

    Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.

    Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I’d like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.

    In case anyone thinks I’m being serious, I’m just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances

    • aviationeast
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      91 year ago

      “Twice the pride double the fall.” - OP as he wines, dines, and brutally torture two rich shitbags.