I was trying to brainstorm ideas. Asbestos? Foraged berries? Dried cum? Glue? So many options and non of them are good.

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    5 days ago

    Have you ever tried wiping your ass with leaves? It doesn’t really work. The shit doesn’t stick to the leaf and it just breaks and you’re left with poo finger and an itchy ass. Corn cobs kind of work, or at least better than single-molecule thick workplace toilet paper but in a regime where living-wage employment is pure fantasy I doubt there’s going to be a lot food.