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I do enjoy putting on a show.
Are you named after the Buick LaSabre, one of the last domestic cars to offer front bench seats ?
Yes actually. I used to drive a LeSabre and I thought the alliteration sounded nice.
They call me Gaylord Gladiator Gary for the same reason.
(That’s a real car, look it up lol)
Old cars had some crazy names.
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