I don’t want to be intrusive, so what is a good “pickup line” to have? Especially relevant for lesbians as this isn’t necessarily a queer orgy but i’m sure there will be some bi or lesbians there! Also, what is a good way to turn someone down nicely?

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    1 month ago

    (I have zero experience and am making a joke)

    Just slot a quarter into their cleavage/butt crack and say “next”.

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        1 month ago

        Oh thank God someone recognized ancient arcade etiquette in my joke. I thought for sure someone was going to like roast me in my comments saying “This would never work What are you talking about that’s not funny”.