I’m sure this has been asked elsewhere already, but I’m curious and I want answers, damnit!
Why do so many shampoo brands look like cum? Men’s, women’s, pets’ shampoo? Cum, cum, cum. The two-in-one complete shampoos look like I just spooged in my hand when I squeeze the bottle. Me, in the shower, getting ready to wash my hair and I have to think, “why does this look like jizz?” before lathering it onto my head.
The moment passes pretty quickly, but I gotta ask why? Who is this for? It’s not really sexy. It’s a terrible lubricant. It doesn’t taste good. Whose cum is it? Where did it come from? Why is it in this bottle, and so on and on.
Please help, I am so confused.
I love shampoo bars! A lot easier to deal with when travelling, too.
Good point! You don’t have to worry about >100ml cos it’s not a liquid and you don’t need to worry about it leaking/exploding cos it’s not a liquid.
Yeah! I’ve had bottles of soap/shampoo etc blow up in hot cars, too. Pretty not fun to try to clean up.