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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Historically love sugar

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Historically love sugar

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Worx
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    WTF is “beans and toast”? The beans should be ON the toast

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      The real divisive question is where is the cheese? And I’ll try to remain as neutral here as possible.

      Do you melt it onto the bread, providing a protective layer and preventing the bread from absorbing too much bean juice, or do you put it on top the beans, like a psychopathic dog molester?

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        I stir the cheese into the beans before I put it on the toast. Thus I have been exiled to Western Canada.

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        I’m a psychopathic dog molester

        Please don’t take this out of context

        What a ridiculous idea to put cheese underneath your beans. Only a demented madman would even consider such an idea. That’s just shitty, ruined cheese on toast…

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      Also the queen’s dead now so… yknow

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        We still have a queen she’s just not the monarch.

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          Freddie Mercury is also dead.

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            Yes but he was a queen everyone has loyalty to

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          Queen Camilla? The noise you hear is Diana turning at 9000 rpm in her grave

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            She voted against the monarchy, I don’t think she wanted to be queen

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      beans and toast are the ingredients necessary to make beans on toast.

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        Do you have a sauce for that claim?

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          Yes but it’s just brown and water

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          We find these truths to be self-evident.

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