Could be as trivial as a type of food, a TV show, or something more serious.

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    111 year ago

    Never got a soapy taste from cilantro, but as a kid, a suicidal stink bug landed on a PB&J I was eating.

    At first I was pissed off at my brother, cuz that bastard put cilantro on a fucking PB&J!!! I spit the bite out. Wad of partially chewed sandwich, mixed with insect legs and broken shell lands on my plate: no cilantro. Brother is now looking up at me with a genuine expression of concern: not a prank.

    Lesson 1: look before you bite.

    Lesson 2: Stink bugs taste exactly like cilantro.

    Lesson 3: …cilantro tastes exactly like stink bugs.

    The tiniest little flek of that shit can ruin an otherwise delicious bite of food.