ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting…
i though the onion was supposed to be satire not give good advice
They had to change to a decent advice column now that everyone is posting satire, and bad satire at that. Once Trump made every ridiculous headline they ever wrote seem reasonable, it was time to change direction.
similarly South Park kinda laid off recent events because Trump Winning totally screwed up the ending of one of their seasons and then during the presidency it was getting tpo surreal