I’m sure they can’t be there to ‘save water’, as they auto flush as soon as you stand up, knowing good and well you still gotta wipe your ass and flush again anyways…

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    It isn’t a full stand, just like a squat above the toilet. Asscheeks still very much apart, ready to receive paper.

    • Bleeping Lobster
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      51 year ago

      Asscheeks still very much apart, ready to receive paper

      No idea why this read for me like a response to a drill sergeant.

      “WHAT’S THIS, MAGGOT? ARE YOU FULLY STANDING UP TO WIPE YOUR DIRTY ASS, RECRUIT?!”

      “SIR, NO SIR! ASS CHEEKS VERY MUCH APART, READY TO RECEIVE PAPER, SIR!”

    • Bleeping Lobster
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      31 year ago

      I feel like Standers have not been clear all this time, sounds like the manoeuvre is more of a crouch! Which makes far more sense than bumcheek-smooshing a fresh poop remainder.

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        21 year ago

        If it helps to know, you mainly stand with your legs, depending on your technique, your head can stay at pretty much the same height ras it was when you were sitting, sort of an upward ass salute.