Bonus points if it’s usually misused/misunderstood by the people who say it

  • dreadgoat
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    1 year ago

    I actually love this one, because it’s technically correct but not in the way people who use it mean, so you can turn it around easily.

    Yes, you did get cancer for a reason. Because you insisted on maintaining your suntan every winter. Or perhaps merely because you pissed off the wrong banana.

    • baggachipz
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      51 year ago

      In my case, it was through no action of my own and merely bad luck. So the only “reason” would be bad luck or a shitty all-powerful deity.

      • dreadgoat
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        121 year ago

        That’s the malicious banana. Everything happens for a reason, but that doesn’t mean it’s reasonable