I HAVE TO BE SPECIAL!!! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!!

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    161 year ago

    Doctor Oz is actually a doctor though, despite everything. Used to be one of the most respected cardiothoracic surgeons in the world. Then his tv show happened…

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        81 year ago

        It kinda is. The dude could probably take out your lungs and heart with his eyes closed. But he got corrupted.

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          191 year ago

          The dude could probably take out your lungs and heart with his eyes closed.

          To be fair, so could I.

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            11 year ago

            Reminds me of a great pair of line from a Warren Zevon song: “I can saw a woman in two, but you won’t want to look in the box when I’m through.”