• Margot Robbie
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    241 year ago

    At this rate, to end this shitshow once and for all, I would like to propose a solution that will satisfy everyone and volunteer myself as the Speaker of the House.

    • Red blooded all-American woman from the mean streets of Queensland, New York. (Shh…)
    • An actor, like the hero of the Republican Party, Ronald Reagan.
    • Nominated for an Academy Award for playing a Fox News employee, so probably pretty good at pretending to be a Republican too.
    • Expert in Houses (especially of the dream variety)
    • Top moderator of a 20K+ member internet community on an obscure technology forum, which is more governing experience than most US Congressmen.
    • Usually have good takes on everything.
    • Better looking than Marjorie Taylor Green.

    I am literally the perfect candidate for the position, vote for Margot!

    (But if I can be serious for a moment, this House Speaker thing is getting completely ridiculous.)

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      Miss Robbie, you have a very packed schedule this year. Should you really be running for political office?

      • Natanael
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        71 year ago

        If Trump did it then why not? Can’t do worse than him

      • Margot Robbie
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        21 year ago

        I don’t know when the strike is going to end, so my schedule’s pretty empty right now.

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          1 year ago

          You know, my years on reddit have taught me you’re a novelty account.

          But you’re so damn consistent, I half expect to see an interview someday that brings up Robbie’s use of Lemmy.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      The goal of the republican party is to prove to American voters that government is incompetent. I’d say mission accomplished!

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Usually have good takes on everything

      Unacceptable. I demand an immediate vote of no confidence whenever a good take is made.