Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

      • Nima
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        278 months ago

        god isn’t a good guy. he’s a villain. they can have him.

          • @[email protected]
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            228 months ago

            Nah, just the Abrahmic god that decided to flood the world and kill nearly everyone on it innocent or not.

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              8 months ago

              “Kill your son.”

              “What…?”

              “Do it, prove to me that you care more about doing what I say than you do about your own son.”

              “Are you serious? That’s horrible.”

              “Fucking do it. You want to spend infinite lifetimes in permanent anguish? Kill him. Now. Cut him open on that big flat rock over there. Gut him with a big fuck off knife, like a sword or something. Slice him up.”

              “But he’s my son, I live him.”

              “Sharpen the knife first then. Kill him, or I kill you, and him, and the rest of your family.”

              “Ok, but, ffs, this is insane…”

              “Haha I was just foolin, you don’t have to. I was just joshin. Just joshin with ya.”

              “Should I… Do you want me to kill my son or…”

              “WTF no! I was just messing around. But seriously don’t ever disobey me or you’re fucking done.”

          • Alien Nathan Edward
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            198 months ago

            Nope, talking about the one who told his followers to rip fetuses out of the bellies of pregnant women and smash them against the rocks, and to take any virgin girl children they find as sex slaves

          • Nima
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            108 months ago

            yahweh’s murder count is well over 2 million. he’s pretty much the god of murder.

          • @[email protected]
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            88 months ago

            To be clear there is no god. Also to be clear the stories you have about your god describe a poorly written villain who even if it were real, again it isn’t, deserves nothing from humanity except contempt.

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              This is where they go entirely off the rails. They conflate fact with belief and opinion when they refuse to accept reality and live in denial

                  • @[email protected]
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                    88 months ago

                    No fact. It is factual that your skydaddy doesn’t exist. That being is logically impossible, physically impossible, and we have mountains of evidence against it.

                    Face the universe, accept your mortality, time to grow up.

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                    58 months ago

                    I’m still waiting for the day one of you proves us all wrong and gets a hold of God, maybe gets him on Hannity