“I came here to say it’s become clear to me that it’s not my time. So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today,” Pence said, to audible gasps from the audience gathered at the Venetian resort on the Las Vegas strip.

  • ivanafterall
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    1811 months ago

    Jesus was still feeling out the poll numbers, etc…and hadn’t decided until now.

    • @[email protected]
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      511 months ago

      For an omniscient and unchanging god, he sure does seem to not know things and change his mind based on human actions.