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Grandma, can you pick me up?

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Grandma, can you pick me up?

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Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

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61•1 year ago
Can you really call yourself a rapper if you can’t even rhyme about how cool your grandma is?
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  Yeah, I came with my grandma, and you came with your crew/
  
  But really, you’re just pissed that she’s cooler than you/
  
  Cause she’s got 80 years of being a badass bitch/
  
  And you got 25 of being a punk-ass snitch/
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    You won’t fight me lightly/
    
    I battle motherfuckers like you on the nightly; Bite me/
    
    Diss my nana to spite me; I’m like, “G,/
    
    She’ll still be iller at 90”/
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      10•1 year ago
      I like this one even more lol
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    19•1 year ago
    Slaps
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      6•1 year ago
      Appreciate it

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