• Edgarallenpwn
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    71 year ago

    Had to fix my MIL’s laptop this week. All I did was clone the hdd to an SSD, disabled all the bloat on startup and took a spare ac adapter from work. I think I said “I fixed the file system, ran a virus scan and optimized the configuration.” Somehow using TV tech lingo works better than saying what you actually did.

    • Possibly linux
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      41 year ago

      You should of just handed them the old hard drive and said you “removed the cancer”

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        bring a small prayer crucifix and tell them you’ve exorcised the demons and blessed the motherboard