Stamets to [email protected] • 8 months agoAaaaaand it's overlemmy.worldmessage-square303fedilinkarrow-up11.52K
arrow-up11.46KimageAaaaaand it's overlemmy.worldStamets to [email protected] • 8 months agomessage-square303fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•8 months agoDamn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•8 months agoIdk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now. Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones. But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-28 months agoIf you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted]. /s
That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …
Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.
Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.
But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].
/s