• @norske
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    261 year ago

    Can we talk a moment about how much John Cena should take up Jim Varney’s torch and become Earnest P Worrell Jr.?

    • Tangled Slinky
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      41 year ago

      But only if he maintains a training regimen on par with Hugh Jackman’s for Wolverine. I want to see squiggly veins in Ernest’s biceps.

      • @norske
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        61 year ago

        Oh yeah. It’s gotta be some over the top story arc. Like Ernest Jr’s mother was/is a circus strong-woman that met Ernest Sr in the early 80s. Ernest Jr goes on an adventure to learn all about his father, embraces the absurdity. Could