Walking - fucking stoplights / fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt
Biking - fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt / the fucking chain fell off / my fucking tire got punctured
Public transport - the fucking app isn’t working / the train is fucking late / my bus got fucking canceled
See? Just gotta try a bit, it’s not that hard to complain and make your life miserable. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a car or on your feet
Unfortunately to my knowledge no such mode of transport exists.
Closest I have ever gotten is riding the first train at the top of the morning before almost anyone else is out and about.
Biking in a dedicated bike path - separated from cars - on a nice day is pretty great.
Until you get overtaken at 1cm distance by some assfuck on a speed pedelec
Riding piggyback.
walking, biking, public transport… hell even mopeds are better than cars, what traffic jam? just lane split.
Walking - fucking stoplights / fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt Biking - fucking weather / my fucking legs hurt / the fucking chain fell off / my fucking tire got punctured Public transport - the fucking app isn’t working / the train is fucking late / my bus got fucking canceled
See? Just gotta try a bit, it’s not that hard to complain and make your life miserable. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a car or on your feet