I am looking to get some underwear to help ensure I avoid accidental collisions while I’m dancing.

Obviously “collisions” are all well and good if you have the consent of your partner but when I’m just trying to show a good time for a partner who’s never seen me before and this partner is not keen on being assaulted I think it probably would be best to have planned ahead.

Are there any underwears that are capably constructed for the purpose of “catching” one’s erection and directing it in a safer direction than “out”? The only suggestiona I’ve found are sources telling highschoolers to just wear really tight briefs. Now that might be better than nothing but it is still problematic to have a mash of flesh the size of a goddamn baseball interfering with the scant inches between me and a partner.

In plain language, the solution I’m imagining would be some reasonably but comfortably tight boxer briefs that don’t have a large pouch at the crotch but rather have a space to direct myself while flaccid alongside one leg so that when things wake up it safely grows down the length of my pants and is securely held from poking out and in the way.

Do shorts like this exist or do I need to become a seamstress?

  • @Outset2568
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    41 year ago

    Sounds like you’re after a dance belt, which is what professional dancers use to support their genitalia and help to hide erections.

    But I’m also of the opinion that if you’re dancing really close with a guy, especially if grinding is involved, then boners should be expected.

    • @RefugeeOP
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      21 year ago

      Oh yeah, if there’s grinding then yeah, boner’s are basically the point and your partner is likely to feel some kind of way if they don’t find one. But until my partner puts their flesh against my flesh, or makes an explicit statement of their desire to that effect, I don’t want to be the one who crosses that line.