I went most of my life, thinking kiwi fruit were as out-there as it got. But the internet age has brought us these mega-super-duper-insane fruit that really do look like these motherfuckers bought a bunch of in-game currency that you can’t grind, and that’s the only way to unlock these sumbitches.
I don’t really have a good point to make, here, but whatever, man.
I dunno, man. I got one of those dragonfruits to spawn at the shop, but it sucked. All chill vibes and no flavor.
Kinda what I expected. When you see articles or videos about the DLC fruits, they’re all like “said to be one of the most delicious of all fruits,” but then describes the actual flavor as “very mild, tasting like a combination of banana and pineapple.” Motherfucker, that doesn’t even sound good.