• Chainweasel
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    8711 months ago

    $1,000 says that:
    a) that’s not the actual suit he wore
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    b) there’s a lot more than a single suit worth of fabric up for sale.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 months ago

      The former president has released a series of digital trading cards priced at $99 each and anyone who buys all 47 will receive a physical card containing a piece of the “priceless” navy suit and be invited to a gala dinner at Mar-a-Lago.

      They aren’t even selling the suit. They’re selling digital trading cards, LMAO. Collect em all and get a piece of garbage and cheeseburder.

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        11 months ago

        If I thought there was actually a dinner at the end of it and that I could talk to him I would go just to be like

        “Yo, you’re the guy on the cards. I didn’t know you actually existed”

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        611 months ago

        “I wish I looked as good as I do on those cards, that I can tell you,” the former president says in the video.

        “They give me muscles where, believe me, I don’t have them.”

        This may be the most honest and down-to-earth thing he’s ever said

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        1511 months ago

        They’re not well fitted either, gotta hide his figure. Also why does his dang tie hang halfway to his knees?

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        111 months ago

        I wonder how many in his base might legit think he has abs like those absurd cartoon images of him.

    • prole
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      911 months ago

      And c) his dumb fuck supporters will buy it all up anyway