• @[email protected]
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    17211 months ago

    Tell his wife that he loved her, because love is “gay” and “feminine”

    Firstly, audibly expressing your heterosexuality isn’t gay.
    Secondly, there is nothing feminine about 2 guys loving each other, they are both guys so it’s the most masculine sexual/romantic pairing.

    • Hyperreality
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      7411 months ago

      To be fair, having sex with women is pretty gay. They’re girly, weak and smell nice.

      Nothing more masculine than two smelly men fucking each other in the arse. Dominating this guy who’s just as strong if not stronger than you, then enduring the pain of Big Jim’s rod penetrating you, because you’re a manly man who’s made of tougher stuff.

      • Fogle
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        4111 months ago

        Fucking women is gay because women like men and liking men is gay

      • @[email protected]
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        1711 months ago

        enduring the pain of Big Jim’s rod penetrating you,

        Fellas, is it gay to use lube for anal?

        • amio
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          1311 months ago

          You’re not a true man until you sand it up.

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              11 months ago

              figging

              Ugh. Off to Urban Dictionary I go.

              Edit: Inserting peeled ginger into the anus. Ok, I’d heard of this with horses, it’s even mentioned in one of Sir Terry Pratchett’s books. Id not heard of people doing it to themselves or each other but I’m not surprised."

        • @[email protected]
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          411 months ago

          Real super straight hetero male masc men use blood (but no tears as crying is gay) as lube when fucking bros.

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      1011 months ago

      Sarah Silverman had a bit about how heterosexual love is… Kinda gay, by toxic masculinity standards.