• Flying Squid
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    241 year ago

    I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

    Too bad she’s a nutcase.

    • AGIMUS
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      411 year ago

      You could have easily not posted this.

      • Flying Squid
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        241 year ago

        Sorry, should I have been more explicit?

        In that case, I definitely masturbated while thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

      • @marmotworks
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        101 year ago

        Yeah, but it’s reassuring that we’re not alone

    • Nougat
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      121 year ago

      I’m unfamiliar with her nutcasity, can you elucidate?

      • Flying Squid
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        1 year ago

        She’s a right-wing evangelical. This will tell you all about it:

        https://archive.is/H15fc

        What’s funny is she used to be very open about her sex life and even said she would be willing to pose topless for Playboy, so I’m not quite sure when this happened.

        • @[email protected]
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          1 year ago

          Ugh, damn religion ruining our Playboys.

          Also, you shouldn’t directly link to that site and give them revenue because it’s another one of those religious nut “media biblical rating” websites. Use something like archive.is to grab an archive once (if they don’t already have it) and post that link

        • Davel23
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          51 year ago

          I recently learned this myself; very disappointing.