• Flying Squid
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    2411 months ago

    I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

    Too bad she’s a nutcase.

    • AGIMUS
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      4111 months ago

      You could have easily not posted this.

      • Flying Squid
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        2411 months ago

        Sorry, should I have been more explicit?

        In that case, I definitely masturbated while thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

      • @marmotworks
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        1011 months ago

        Yeah, but it’s reassuring that we’re not alone

    • Nougat
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      1211 months ago

      I’m unfamiliar with her nutcasity, can you elucidate?

      • Flying Squid
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        11 months ago

        She’s a right-wing evangelical. This will tell you all about it:

        https://archive.is/H15fc

        What’s funny is she used to be very open about her sex life and even said she would be willing to pose topless for Playboy, so I’m not quite sure when this happened.

        • @[email protected]
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          Ugh, damn religion ruining our Playboys.

          Also, you shouldn’t directly link to that site and give them revenue because it’s another one of those religious nut “media biblical rating” websites. Use something like archive.is to grab an archive once (if they don’t already have it) and post that link

        • Davel23
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          511 months ago

          I recently learned this myself; very disappointing.