Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.
The only thing I care about is that her name is Electra Schrock.
I wondered if the weapon was a Taser or cattle prod… But it says “deadly weapon” so maybe it was some kind of custom supervillain lighting gun.⚡
Yes and she was eventually detained when her batteries ran out.
At which point the police were forced to charge her
With all the cocaine Sheen has done over the years a Taser would probably be lethal.
I tried to look up what she looked like, and there are loads of people with that name.
Like all the Schrock families out there all thought of the exact same joke.
I know right. Hahaha. Destined to be mad since birth.