Flying Squid to Atheist [email protected] • 10 months agoYour perennial reminder that Keven Sorbo is an idiot.lemmy.worldmessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up11.38K
arrow-up11.35KimageYour perennial reminder that Keven Sorbo is an idiot.lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Atheist [email protected] • 10 months agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squareTheLowestStonelinkfedilink22•10 months agoYou didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•10 months agoDang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoSo that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•10 months agoThe Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoOkay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•10 months agoSanta/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.
Santa died for our sins
You didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
Dang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
So that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
The Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
I want that on a t-shirt.
Okay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
Santa/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.