Disney VP gets back from a week at Vegas, upper lip oddly still slightly powdered:
“OK! Next big thing: Tron 3. Flynn’s son and Kora have lived an interesting life after Tron 2, but nobody cares, what matters is Kora’s code is degrading and they have to go back into Tron world to connect with the source and patch the code…”
“…but … in like sniff Tron world, because computer time is faster than real life time, all the programs have socially evolved sniff past the need for clothing, AND tens of thousands of generations of programs essentially interbreeding via code has led physical beauty standards to follow neoteny to the point they look like Elsa.”
“What? No its not action/suspense. It the worlds first romcom with ten million cycle old cyberbabes that appeal to 14 year olds AND are actually canonically old enough that we can have sex jokes!”
And then Mickey Mouse walks into the boardroom and shoots this man in the face.
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Disney VP gets back from a week at Vegas, upper lip oddly still slightly powdered:
“OK! Next big thing: Tron 3. Flynn’s son and Kora have lived an interesting life after Tron 2, but nobody cares, what matters is Kora’s code is degrading and they have to go back into Tron world to connect with the source and patch the code…”
“…but … in like sniff Tron world, because computer time is faster than real life time, all the programs have socially evolved sniff past the need for clothing, AND tens of thousands of generations of programs essentially interbreeding via code has led physical beauty standards to follow neoteny to the point they look like Elsa.”
“What? No its not action/suspense. It the worlds first romcom with ten million cycle old cyberbabes that appeal to 14 year olds AND are actually canonically old enough that we can have sex jokes!”
And then Mickey Mouse walks into the boardroom and shoots this man in the face.