• Funkytom467
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    411 months ago

    You’re homeless, just buy a house.

    You’re sick, just stop.

    You’re sad, just don’t.

    You’re depressed, just be happy.

    Duh

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      Vomiting into the toilet with zen tranquility, because I understand why seven tequilas was a mistake and am simply undergoing the aftermath of my decision.

      Staring down the barrel of a gun and experiencing perfect serenity because the universe is beyond my control.

      Strapped to a chair and having my fingers tenderized with a meat mallet, but its okay, because all my available decisions have been made.

      Literally on fire, but this is fine, because there’s nothing around to put me out.

      • @Drewelite
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        211 months ago

        The mind is a powerful thing. So is reality. It’s important to strike a balance.