• roguetrick
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    89 months ago

    Males put enough effort into it that they die shortly after mating, and your stingy ass won’t even go down on your girl.

    • gullible
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      19 months ago

      He goes so hard that she dies shortly after as well. She walks funny into the grave.

      Jokes aside, I never knew that male octopuses also die after mating.

      • roguetrick
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        9 months ago

        Essentially for both it’s hormone overload. They’ve got a gland behind their eyes that puts them into reproduction mode and once it turns on it never turns off until it kills them. They stop eating and eventually go crazy.