minus-squareSteve AnonymouslinkfedilinkEnglish5•11 months agoOne of my kids middle name is Aston and the other kids middle name is Martin because I can’t even afford a used one She looks expensive as well
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoTwo children is a flex these days, my dude.
minus-squareSteve AnonymouslinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoI didn’t mention the other two because they aren’t named after cars
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoYou should name one condom or birth control.
minus-squareSteve AnonymouslinkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoYeah let me get right on changing my 20 year olds name to plan b
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoI’m not sure plan b is effective in the 83rd trimester.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoThis comment made me glad to have read the entire chain. Thank you for this.
minus-square@OneStepAheadlinkEnglish2•11 months agoAh, but their PlanB probably involves a stick on mustache and a Hawaiian license with the name McLovin and social Security number from a Cheerios barcode.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoYou could buy an old David Brown tractor and technically you’d have an Aston Martin
One of my kids middle name is Aston and the other kids middle name is Martin because I can’t even afford a used one
She looks expensive as well
Two children is a flex these days, my dude.
I didn’t mention the other two because they aren’t named after cars
You should name one condom or birth control.
Yeah let me get right on changing my 20 year olds name to plan b
I’m not sure plan b is effective in the 83rd trimester.
This comment made me glad to have read the entire chain. Thank you for this.
Ah, but their PlanB probably involves a stick on mustache and a Hawaiian license with the name McLovin and social Security number from a Cheerios barcode.
You could buy an old David Brown tractor and technically you’d have an Aston Martin