• @[email protected]
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    1329 months ago

    “My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

    “Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

    “You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

    “Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

    “I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

    “Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

    “It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

    “Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

    “IT’S BROKEN!”

    Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

    Computer starts

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      1339 months ago

      Never ask them if it’s plugged in. Ask them to unplug it and plug it back in. Make something up about contact patches on the cables getting corrosion. That way they can see that it’s not plugged in without feeling ashamed for not checking it.

      • @[email protected]
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        599 months ago

        If I’m ever doubtful that someone has unplugged something, I’ll ask them to describe something that may or may not be on the plug.

        • Color
        • metal type
        • “can you please read me the serial number stamped on the prongs of the power cable”
        • “what color is the plastic inside the plug” Etc.etc.

        Have not had it fail yet

        • @[email protected]
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          229 months ago

          what color is the plastic inside the plug

          That’s gold, I don’t think I could ask that without laughing.

        • @[email protected]
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          69 months ago

          You should reach out to power supply companies and ask them to put some bogus number on the plastic by the prongs so end users never think something is up when you do this trick

      • NerfHerder
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        319 months ago

        I’ve used the, unplug it, touch the ends of the plug with your fingers to release the static on the line ans plug it back in line more times than I care to count.

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          I have a deep fear that the power supply won’t have a discharge capacitor and they’ll get a shock from it. Completely irrational but its deep seated enough that couldn’t use this one

          Edit: discharge resistor*

        • @[email protected]
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          29 months ago

          Ohh that’s good. I always use the “try another outlet”, but it backfires sometimes when they move the whole desk to another outlet

          • NerfHerder
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            19 months ago

            That is a good one too, I’ve had the same result using that one but also they will occasionally state that their different sockets from the same circuit.

      • @[email protected]
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        119 months ago

        If you ask them to unplug it and plug it back in, they’ll lie and say they already did that, though.

        And if they were ashamed at all, they’d have remembered the last time the exact same thing happened.

        This sounds like I hate end users which I really don’t. Their expertise lies elsewhere and I respect that. Still, sometimes it makes for funny/exhausting situations.

      • @[email protected]
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        69 months ago

        A buddy of mine used to like telling the users that sometimes fat electrons get stuck in the prongs, so you have to occasionally unplug it and shake it out.

    • @[email protected]
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      219 months ago

      my brain sees “I’ll be pissed and mock you” and read it to me as “I’ll piss on you”.

      Not a bad punishment for people don’t plug their plugs all the way in.

      • nudny ekscentryk
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        19 months ago

        Pissing on a plug is a punishment for the person who pisses, not for the person who didn’t plug it all the way in

    • @[email protected]
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      19 months ago

      I had this with a person who said their screen stayed blank no matter what they did. I came down, saw the power light on the monitor was off, saw the plug was not plugged in, and fixed it. She was very embarrassed.