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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Nation’s Strangers Announce Plans To Stand Near You

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Nation’s Strangers Announce Plans To Stand Near You

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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MILWAUKEE—Promising to violate any and all personal space, the nation’s strangers held a press conference Tuesday to announce their plan to stand near you. “Whether it’s on the subway, in a coffee shop, at the bank, or in a park—we will closely hover around you and breathe on your neck,” said sources who asked not to…
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