Sorry for getting so late. All you horny fuckers, share your stories. I’d love to read them. Nothing from me, I’m sorry to say.

  • @flute
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    81 year ago

    Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

    • Called me cute
    • Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
    • Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

    So I’m thinking to myself “yeah she likes me”. I’m calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

    During a conversation I’m talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she’s asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can’t do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

    “I’m already in a relationship, so I’m not interested in you that way (:”

    So I’m like “oh well, blew it”

    After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

    I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she’s hot AF.

    Still, I got a chatty new friend!

    • Ahornygirl
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      81 year ago

      Well I’m sorry it’s not exactly the relationship you envisioned yet but at least you have a new chatty friend, yay! 💜

      • @flute
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        31 year ago

        Oh absolutely. I’m in my mid-thirties, and let me tell you I can do with more friends! 😂

        She’s absolutely brilliant to boot!