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    1411 months ago

    I will pray for your disbelief and hope his noodly appendages will one day open your eyes

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      11 months ago

      I ask only that his grace fill my empty cup, fill my mortal soul with his divine marinara sauce, for I am a penitent man wronged, an honorable man falsely besmirched, and a faithful lover of too many a woman later to fall into accursed witchcraft, madness and debauchery.

      I ask only for some tangible morsel of proof.

      Some… tasty meal, for my impoverished stomach.