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minus-squareXerenoganlinkfedilinkEnglish121•9 months agoAlright, I stopped scrolling. Now what? Do I write a disapproving letter to my local politician?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish104•9 months agoYou install Hannah Montana Linux on their cars and their spouses.
minus-squareℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃linkfedilink57•9 months agoInstructions unclear, a local senator’s wife throws a kernel error and won’t boot now… Help.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•9 months agojust insert a “live USB” and troubleshoot inside her
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•9 months agoBut for gods sake don’t install on bare metal
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•9 months agoHey at least you can… oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she’ll reboot. Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•9 months agoI don’t think flashing a senator’s wife would be a good idea.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink-1•9 months agoDid you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?
minus-squareandrew_bidlawlinkfedilink-10•9 months agoPush a LiveUSB inside her. It’s not rape if you are a sysadmin. Let’s see if you find something’s fishy down there.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•9 months agoOh my fucking god you monster! Thats amazing. Wait. WAIT. Ok, now, in my own personal head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the OS that was running on the little robot thing that … Hannah Montana got stuck in, in that one episode of Black Mirror. Its perfect!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•9 months agoyou hijack cartoon network’s broadcast and play this meme over it until their lawyers physically beat you to death
Alright, I stopped scrolling. Now what? Do I write a disapproving letter to my local politician?
You install Hannah Montana Linux on their cars and their spouses.
Instructions unclear, a local senator’s wife throws a kernel error and won’t boot now… Help.
just insert a “live USB” and troubleshoot inside her
But for gods sake don’t install on bare metal
Hey at least you can… oh god, flash her, and then hopefully she’ll reboot.
Better than a halt and catch fire code being tripped.
I don’t think flashing a senator’s wife would be a good idea.
Did you swipe the credit card through her cleavage or ass cleavage?
Push a LiveUSB inside her. It’s not rape if you are a sysadmin. Let’s see if you find something’s fishy down there.
Oh my fucking god you monster!
Thats amazing.
Wait. WAIT.
Ok, now, in my own personal head cannon, Hannah Montana Linux is the OS that was running on the little robot thing that … Hannah Montana got stuck in, in that one episode of Black Mirror.
Its perfect!
you hijack cartoon network’s broadcast and play this meme over it until their lawyers physically beat you to death
Strongly worded!