Lemmy [email protected] • 10 months ago

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Lemmy [email protected] • 10 months ago

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Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?
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  39•10 months ago
  Introduce a small rabbit up there.
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    Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.
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      When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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    3•10 months ago
    Ah, the Charlie Kelly method!
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    https://youtu.be/nllG50B-EPE
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      2•10 months ago
      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
      
      https://piped.video/nllG50B-EPE
      
      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
      
      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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