Sjmarf to Lemmy [email protected] • 10 months agoCarrotsh.itjust.worksmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1418
arrow-up1414imageCarrotsh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy [email protected] • 10 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink48•10 months agoWaiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-210 months agoThose commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoReminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•10 months agoYeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
YOU LIED TO ME
Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
“Carrot”