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    11 months ago

    Me: Hi there, I’d like to apply for a loan for a new restaurant.

    Bank: Okay, so you have a business plan?

    Me: Yes, here it is.

    Bank: Hmm… it says here under employee compensation, “slaves LOL” - what does that mean?

    Me: Oh, haha, I’m gonna pay them pretty much nothing.

    Bank: …get out of my bank.

    Why do we accept shitty business plans that would otherwise get laughed at?

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      211 months ago

      if you could show the bank you could get away with it they would be more than happy to fund you