• jadero
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      310 months ago

      Gauges measured stress on the metacarpals during punches and slaps on padded-dumbbell targets created with a pendulum-like device.

      I take “a pendulum-like device” to mean they suspended either the arms or the targets and swung them to a collision.

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        210 months ago

        This whole device sounds morbid but hilarious. Did they like strap dead bodies to a swing and position them like Superman and swing their bodies into a wall fist fist?

        • jadero
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          110 months ago

          That would have been awesome, but I suspect that it was just the arms and that it was powered in some way, hence “pendulum-like”.

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      210 months ago

      You read the same article I did, so I’m also a little fuzzy on the exact details other than attaching fishing lines to tendons and possibly tightening them with guitar tuners. I’m not sure how they launched an attack.

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        210 months ago

        Gauges measured stress on the metacarpals during punches and slaps on padded-dumbbell targets created with a pendulum-like device.

        I take “a pendulum-like device” to mean they suspended either the arms or the targets and swung them to a collision.

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          Fucking dangling modifiers. I thought they were saying that they manufactured targets using a pendulum-like device. I kept reading that statement thinking it was such an oddly specific detail to vaguely reference. But using a pendulum to ensure consistent force and accuracy makes sense.

          Although, for my money, I’d rather strap a dead hand to a rocket-powered sled.

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            310 months ago

            Yes, it was very badly constructed. I had to read it a couple of times to decode it, and I have the advantage of having graded essays :)