'Our long-term objective is to make printing a subscription' says HP CEO gunning for 2024's Worst Person of the Year award
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Not satisfied with merely bricking printers, HP now wants to own them all forever!

‘Our long-term objective is to make printing a subscription’ says HP CEO gunning for 2024’s Worst Person of the Year award | Not satisfied with merely bricking printers, HP now wants to own them al…::It was only the other day we reported how HP has been slapped with a lawsuit in response to measures that disable its printers when fitted with a third-party ink cartridge. Now the company’s CEO,

  • @[email protected]English
    33•11 months ago

    what a literal fucking psychopath. i mean literally imagine waking up and thinking these things. imagine trying to actively make the world worse like this.

    oh yeah i’m trying to make bathrooms a subscription

    i’m trying to make food a subscription

    i’m trying to make tv a subscription

    i’m trying to make clothes a subscription

    i cannot wait to live in paradise

    • @[email protected]English
      8•11 months ago

      i’m trying to make food a subscription

      Hello Fresh, Blue Apron, and a few others have entered the chat.

      • @[email protected]English
        5•11 months ago

        Unfortunately clothes by subscription is also a thing. I’m not sure what the company is, but I heard they’ll send you a new outfit every month… It’s one of the most wasteful things I’ve heard of in a while. We have literal mountains of unused clothes and other textile waste sitting in landfills.

    • @[email protected]English
      3•11 months ago

      This is what every MBA lives and breathes. He’s just saying it out loud. Which up until now was a faux paw.