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minus-squaredemonologiclinkEnglish10•edit-29 months agoAs a vagina-haver my initial reaction was definitely “welp, girl you better hope that candle doesn’t break” 😅
minus-square@secret_smut_accountOPlinkEnglish6•9 months agoI don’t think you have to have a vagina to realise that this is probably unwise . The same would apply to any orifice.
minus-squaredemonologiclinkEnglish7•9 months agoHeh you’re probably right. Remember kids, safety first: don’t stick anything anywhere you can’t retrieve it from if things go sideways. Don’t want to end up as an ER doctor’s anecdote
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As a vagina-haver my initial reaction was definitely “welp, girl you better hope that candle doesn’t break” 😅
I don’t think you have to have a vagina to realise that this is probably unwise . The same would apply to any orifice.
Heh you’re probably right.
Remember kids, safety first: don’t stick anything anywhere you can’t retrieve it from if things go sideways. Don’t want to end up as an ER doctor’s anecdote