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    Nah fuck ya’ll Ima sign up if we have an enemy worth fighting for the first time in my life. I’ll push the lines to Moscow, Beijing, idgaf: dictatorships will destroy us all if left unchecked, make life not worth living for everyone. The whole time I’m deployed I’m going to be using absentee ballots, and if I make it back I’m gonna use my new cred to run for office and fight the corporations, too.

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      448 months ago

      If you are in the US, you might wanna prevent your own dictatorship first.

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        88 months ago

        Definitely on the todo list, but honestly the options seem mutually exclusive given the friendliness between our wannabe dictator and his foreign dictator benefactor.

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        78 months ago

        Do what lol. Yeah everyone says we have guns to “stop tyranny” but the national guard would kick our ass.

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      128 months ago

      I’ll tell the freezing homeless about how you’re heroically dying to defend their freedom and prosperity.

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          38 months ago

          There’s a pretty big leap from “Dictatorships are bad” to “Invade Moscow and Beijing”.

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            128 months ago

            How about

            I want to fight dictatorships

            Well you have homeless people!

            Not sure how you could turn that without it sounding like a total non sequitur

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        128 months ago

        You think they’ll be happier in a wartorn dictatorship? I don’t pretend the USA is some beacon of hope with its gerrymandered failing democracy, but it sure as fuck beats Putin or Jinping calling the shots.

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      38 months ago

      Beijing and Moscow will defend themselves with nukes before they allow their capitals to be taken. America would do the same.

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        18 months ago

        LMAO defend with nukes

        If they get desperate enough to arm nuclear warheads then their country is already at the verge of collapse. There is no benefit to firing nukes even as a last resort, it does nothing to improve your situation.