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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/macnutz22 on 2023-07-11 00:57:20+00:00.


This happened a few days ago. There was a bunch of us just drinking at a house. Some of the people there use coke. One of the girls was talking about hooking up with a guy and not being able to do the deed because he was suffering from coke dick. For people that don’t know what coke dick is… very similar to whiskey dick. When you use too much coke, it can be difficult to get an erection. Anyways, I wasn’t paying to much attention to the story and when I heard “too much coke…coke dick”, I blurted out “all that shit gives you coke dick” implying too much of any drug will give you coke dick. The conversation stopped and everyone looked at me for an awkward silence then continued to speak. I realized they all now think I probably have ED. I don’t have that problem and in hindsight its pretty funny but at the time it was excruciatingly embarrassing.

TL:DR… I was at a house party and announced to everyone I have ED.

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    21 year ago

    +1 vote to shutdown this bot. We don’t need copy-pasta in Lemmy