The sand particles clinging to her simp are giving me so much fucking anxiety, right now. I realize I could’ve, like, kept that to myself. But the photographer also could have said “yo, brush your pussy off real quick, before I click this shot.”
I mean, imagine what she thinks, when she sees this fucking picture. I would be so outraged, if I was in her place. Like, “motherfucker, there’s gonna be internet people seeing my fucking snatch. Why didn’t you warn me that my labia majora were lookin’ like sand dunes?”
The sand particles clinging to her simp are giving me so much fucking anxiety, right now. I realize I could’ve, like, kept that to myself. But the photographer also could have said “yo, brush your pussy off real quick, before I click this shot.”
I mean, imagine what she thinks, when she sees this fucking picture. I would be so outraged, if I was in her place. Like, “motherfucker, there’s gonna be internet people seeing my fucking snatch. Why didn’t you warn me that my labia majora were lookin’ like sand dunes?”
Sandy Snatch. Sounds like a Spongebob character.
Or a somewhat controversial flavor of Ben & Jerry’s, with chunks of pecan sandy cookies in it.
And salty mallow swirls?