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minus-squareFuck spezlinkfedilinkEnglish36•edit-210 months agoThis is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish7•10 months agoWould you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoNo no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoThat’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoIf I was a cop I would have to shoot tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-210 months agoSorry, what’s the action you want corrected? I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
minus-squareFuck spezlinkfedilinkEnglish10•10 months agoPlease trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish6•10 months agoThat said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-210 months agoGoddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!
This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.
I ll take one meth please
Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?
You are articulating more like a shroom user
Okay but you’re probably going to want more.
I’ll take 2 methamphetamine please
You some kinda narc?
No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.
That’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?
If I was a cop I would have to
shoottell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?Sorry, what’s the action you want corrected?
I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.
Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.
That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.
Goddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!