• muse
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    2911 months ago

    The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too

    • @[email protected]
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      11 months ago

      Oh shit… I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one’s making eye contact… so I should be cool.

      Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?

      • Dojan
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        411 months ago

        Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 months ago

      Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else’s Vision Pro to hide what you’re doing with your hands. You’ll be totally in private!