@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 11 months agoApple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Boughtnymag.commessage-square247fedilinkarrow-up1627cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish58•11 months agoPeople walking around with them on is basically just their wait of saying “look at my butthole!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•11 months agoWait, are they ONLY wearing these? Because otherwise how are you seeing their butthole?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•11 months agoYou’re going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally? If I’m going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoIt gets displayed on a screen on the front of the device
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoYeah. It’s like the emperors new clothes. Only other “acceptable” humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes. Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoFor a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top… I am not going to check if that exists.
People walking around with them on is basically just their wait of saying “look at my butthole!”
Wait, are they ONLY wearing these? Because otherwise how are you seeing their butthole?
You’re going to tell me they sold 3500$ goggles without the xray specs the first Quest units had accidentally?
If I’m going to drop a rent payment on some bulky Overwatch Tracer goggles then they sure as hell will do x-ray specs.
Wait what? Xray specs?
It gets displayed on a screen on the front of the device
Yeah. It’s like the emperors new clothes. Only other “acceptable” humans with the same ecosystem buy-in can see their virtual clothes.
Everyone else needs to look at their buttholes.
Remember the Google Glassholes?
For a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top… I am not going to check if that exists.