I always believed that there were none, but on a rewatch of QI, I learned there are actually two:

  • Hurple / hirple: To limp (verb) or a limping gait (noun)
  • Curple: A strap under the girth of a horse’s saddle to stop the saddle from kicking forward.

YouTube: QI | What Rhymes With Purple?

    • SanguineParEnglish
      102•9 months ago

      A horse that was wearing a curple,
      Found the sting of a wasp made him hirple,
      Said the horse, “I don’t mind”
      “But I’m starting to find,”
      “That the spot of the sting has turned purple!”

    • Nougat
      6•9 months ago

      I’ve been at it so long that my head’s thick,

        • @[email protected]English
          3•9 months ago

          I can *fin’ly fin-ish my *lim’rick

          I’ve been at it so long *that my head’s thick

          My lines rhyme with no hirple

          But unlike links that are purple

          *Sadly some of these words don’t quite click.