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    10 months ago

    Had an old on and off girlfriend - fantastic body, great sex, mad as a box of minions. Not a healthy relationship and 1.5 years later going nowhere. When she’d call, the iPhone would ring with Alan Parsons Project:

    Don’t answer me

    Don’t break the silence, don’t let me win

    Don’t answer me

    Stay on your island, don’t let me in

    Run away and hide from everyone

    Worked a treat.